I can proudly put in my Karma book, which might lead me to
heaven or hell, that I too have lived the efficacious life of Lord Ramachandra!
Are you curious? Do you badly want to hit me for comparing my life to that of
the greatest hero in the Hindu mythology? Do you want to pray Yama personally
to give me hell for the analogy of Lord Rama’s life? I will give you one more
statement to do the above more hardly! I live the life of Lord Rama everyday!
Well, I can prove it! So let’s start with the life of the
lord Himself. According to the Kambar, the poet who composed the prestigious
Kambaramayana, there are six chapters in the life of the lord. In Tamil language,
the chapters are referred to as Kandas. There are six such Kandas. Bala Kandam,
Ayodhya Kandam, Aranya Kandam, Kishkintha Kandam, Sundara Kandam, Yutha Kandam.
I hereby assume that all of you who read this know the great epic.
If not please refer here. And let me start the comparison under the blessings
of lord Rama.
First of all, I study
at College of Engineering, Guindy which is at a distance of 15 Kms from my
home. I reside at Chromepet. I use four modes of transport to reach college
every day. Bike, Bus, Train and Walk/Run.
BalaKandam: (Home Chapter)
Lord Rama lived a luxurious, sorrow-free life in this
chapter of Ramayana. He had the love of his mother, the protection of his
father, the respect of the citizens, the trust of his brothers and the
blessings of the Lord. He was indeed born with a silver spoon, in a bed of
roses.
So, I am daily woken up my dad and my mother immediately
offers me a cup of coffee or tea after brushing. I start getting ready for my
college in a lethargic manner. My sister helps me in my preparation of the
notes and books to be taken. These three do everything for me. Preparing my
breakfast and lunch, Ironing my shirt, taking my bike to the gate from the
parking lot. The parking lot is 5 feet from the gate! I ride my bike from home
to MIT which is nearly 2Kms from my home. This isn’t a luxurious life?!
Ayodhya Kandam: (MIT Chapter)
He was trained by the family Guru Sage Vashishtar and
occasionally by other sages. Once Sage Vishvamitra took him to a deep ghostly
forest to watch out for demons and he started performing some kind of Tapa. He
with his brother Lakshmana guarded the sage and killed the demon Tadagai using
the divine astras. Then he went on to defeat other demons like Marichan and Subaghu
and he married Sita after breaking the famous, powerful Shiva bow! This period
of his life showed his strength as a Kshatriya and a man’s valor.
So, I was trained to ride my bike by a great sage (Myself!)
during my ninth standard. I usually ride through the bumpy roads causing my
spine to twist and break like a kaimurkku which my grandma usually prepares for
me. And not to forget, there are always aunties and uncles who trigger me to
apply brakes and pull words from my mouth. These bumpy roads and the citizens give me
rigorous training for me to face the demon who awaited me at MIT. It’s the
college near railway station where I usually park my vehicle. This supposed
to be a great college has two gates, one near the station (Hostel Gate) and the
other (Main Gate) a few hundreds of meters away from it. One needs to cross the
main gate and reach the parking lot near the hostel one and hence forth reach
the station easily. I am a lazy guy yet a daft person. As I
near the college’s main gate, I usually peek in looking for demons (The
watchmen). Actually you must have a BLUE colour sticker pasted in your vehicle
to be allowed inside. If you have no sticker or a red one, you must park it
near the main gate and not near the hostel gate. You got it. I have a red one.
And I fight these demons using the verbal astra and trespass the road to
hostel gate. Sadly sometimes I get caught. I have to answer the senior most
demons yet park near the main gate and walk till the station. I usually
read novels or newspapers if I get caught and have to walk. Isn't this a
training period?
Aranya Kandam: (Station Chapter)
Now Lord Rama after the training goes to forest because of
Kaikeyi. He walked through the forests most of the time. He lives peacefully there for some time and loses Sita to the
treachery of Maricha. He searched for her impatiently asking every tree, pond,
animal there. He wanted to find her somehow. He found Jatayu and learned about
the kidnapping of Sita and buried him. He kept on wandering through the dense
forests reaching south from north.
So I, after the successful trespassing of MIT, park my
vehicle and walk slowly to the station. The road to the station from MIT also looks like a path in a forest. But I lose my train to the treachery of time. When in India do the buses and trains come in time? I run to the
station and ask everyone there about the time of arrival of the next train. I
usually end up seeing some acquaintance or a bestie of mine and learn about the
next train. No, I don’t bury him (:P)!! I keep wandering on the platform from the bench to the edge of the platform and watch for the next train.
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Kishkintha Kandam: (Train Chapter)
Lord Rama on the advice of a sage reached Rishyamuga parvam
and meets Sugriva and Hanuman. Initially he and Lakshmana were mistaken as the
enemies by the vanaras. Later they understood that they were otherwise. He killed
Vali as Sugriva requested, thereby earning the trust of Sugriva. Hanuman and
Sugriva became close to the lord and they promised to help him in finding Sita.
Rama and Lakshmana took rest after several days of travel. Hanuman and others
set on a voyage to the south of the Indian Ocean to find Sita.
So I, after hearing the train horn, stand up and walk
near the edge of the platform. Initially I mistake it to be too crowded seeing
young chaps hanging out. Later I find that these are hyper youths who
want to show off their special (!!) talents to the public and there is enough
space inside for me to sit. I sit in a place killing my breath and cough to
earn the trust of the person beside me. The train gets crowded in the next few
stations and I start reading a book to relax after such tiring encounters. I
bend every time low to check if my destination has come. The person sitting near
the window promises to tell me when the station comes. And I get down at
Guindy and walk towards the bus stop.
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Sundara Kandam: (Bus stop Chapter)
Here Our Lord has no other work except to wait for the
arrival of Hanuman. He waited patiently. In the mean time, Hanuman went to
Lanka and found Sita. He got Kanaiyazhi from her and fought with the Ravanan’s
mob and returned to Rama. He happily announced that he had found Sita. Lord
Rama embraced him. But Hanuman said that they had a great deal of people to
fight to get Sita back. Rama announced, “WAR!”
So I, after coming out of the railway station go to the bus
stop and wait patiently for the bus to come. The M21G or the M119B which starts
from Guindy usually stands near the corner. The bus drivers and the conductors
have their cups of tea and little chats before starting the bus. I have no
other option but to wait. I wait patiently looking at my watch. When I see the
sight of the bus, I rejoice like a small child seeing its dad. But
usually the buses to Anna University from Guindy are so free that we will be
crushed inside the bus!!! But I will make a strong determination to board it in-spite of the huge crowd. I announce, “BOARD!”
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Yutha Kandam: (Bus Chapter)
Lord Rama and the vanaras crossed the mighty ocean by
constructing a controversial bridge and reached Ceylon. They fought with the
Lankans bravely with honor One of the Lankans, Vibhishna came to the Lord and announced that he would be with the Lord there after. He surrendered to the Lord. They also fought back. Indrajit knocked down the Lord and his brother by using Nagasthra. Hanuman flew to the mountains on the
advice of Jambhavan and brought back the Sanjeevi Mountains and helped them
regain consciousness. After a great deal, they won the war and rescued Sita.
So I, after boarding the bus, somehow manage to stand on one
leg. I fight a number of people to get a place to keep my other leg down. They
too fight back bravely. The Lankans here (the co-passengers) surrender to me for I am strong than most of them. The huge people with orca fat knock me down with their
powerful boulders. The conductor gets down from his seat to give tickets to the
people in front and thereby giving me a place to sit. He helps me regain my
composure. After a great deal, I get down from the bus. And I am lucky enough to be here alive to tell you my great life after travelling in those numerous buses!
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Pattabishekam: (Next? Rest)
After the victory, everyone reached Ayodhya and they
celebrated Rama’s Pattabishekam. And there is a myth that Lakshmana went to
sleep straightly since he had to guard Rama without sleeping in his last 14 years.
So I, after getting down from the bus victoriously, I retire
to the famous Sundial of my college and take rest there since I had to guard my
purse and cell without relaxing in my last 1.4 hrs.
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Now tell me, Should not I put in my Karma book that I too
have lived the life of our greatest hero? Thank you! I know your reaction! Jai
Shri Ram!
No! No Jais for me :D
Image: Harikrishna Raghuraman
Image: Harikrishna Raghuraman